Whaat?

What should i talk about?

-Dogs

School Dance.

Lollll. Its Dogs :  D

Where do i begin? Oh i got a haircut today. Anywaayys. Me and Snakes went to the school dance and danced like RETARDS. And we scared people who came into the bathroom.

WELCOME TO THE GIRLS ROOM coming from THE BOYS ROOM.

I like eggs.

We pelvic thrusted. IT WAS AMAZING.

And we played with pixie sticks.

Snakes sang Sweeney Todd songs while standing on the toilet.

And we sat in the sinks.

Teh enddd. Laterrr

~Dogs

Partayyyy;

My compute stopped being a little whore. so im back. its dogs. Me and Snakes saw Dear John the oter day. it was horrible. We walked out of the theater. on thee way out< snakes yelled ARE THEY GONNAFUCK OR WHAT. if ur wondering why my typing sucks today its because im typing without looking ad it suckles dick. Grrr. later.

The end of 2009

THE REPTILE COUNTERPART OF THIS WEBSITE HERE.

WELL.

As you lot know and have probably been constantly reminded by these retarded-ass news-and-gossip websites, 2009 is on the verge of ending. For me, this year has been absolutely amazing. Probably the best year of my life, NO SHIT. To think, it’s got a mere day left. Imma miss you, 2009, and I hope 2010 brings an even more absolutely spaztacular amazing year, but that’ll be way hard to beat.

How the hell is it a year goes so fast? 365 days sounds like one crap of a long time, but in reality it’s so short you’re like “where the fuck is the year it hasn’t been a year i must have been sleeping durr hurrr.”

LET US RECOUNT, SHALL WE?

It has been a year of:

Deaths, celebrity deaths. Marked forever by the death of MJ and all those other awesome celebrities on the week I like to call Celebrity Death Week.

AMAZING MUSIC. Lady GaGa FTW.

AMAZING MOVIES. In example: District 9 (UH-MAY-ZING), Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (awesome movie), Cloudy With a Chance Of Meatballs (LOL I LOVED THIS), Where the Wild Things Are (:’-D Holy shittaco that was so cute), Coraline (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT SEEN IT GO SEE IT NOW. I loved this so much. The book is even more amazing.), 9 (Yes, the little puppet people movie. It was amazing. It was awesome. It was AMAZINGAWESOME. I swear, anything Tim Burton does turns out amazing.)

HORRIBLE LITERATURE/MOVIE COMBOS. I bet you know what I’m talking about. It set female right movements back 200 years, made Bram Stoker (author of Dracula) die more than three times, burned people with acid (no shit. I’m serious.), almost got another person shanked, got someone hit in the back with a chair three times Hulk Hoagan (sp?) style, got someone hit with a minor explosive projectile, made teenage/middle-aged obese girls go absolutely bat-shit in-fucking-sane over the most unsanitary looking guys in the history of the world, and even more. Did you guess it? If you guessed Twilight, YOU’RE RIGHT!

SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE TRAILERS IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TIME PLAYED ACROSS THE SILVER SCREENS OF THE WORLD. Alice in Wonderland. Holy crap I cannot wait for that.

REALLY GOOD BOOKS I READ.

DIRTY HUMOR.

And more but I’m too lazy to recount the rest. So, here’s to 2-double-oh-9, an amazing year. -chinks glass of some fruity stuff-

-parseltongue-

LOLSNAKESHERE

I totally forgot about this site.

Me and my amazing memory.

Christmas was the SHIT.

I got like, 40 Batman comics, one of them an original 1966 one. It’s pages are all yellowed and it’s amazing.

I GOT A TRAMPOLINE TOO

but i think it’s overpowered by the batman comics

The Most Happy Song EVER

Oh, ShitSAMMICH

Dogs here.

I fell down the stairs.

AGAIN.

I was texting, and next thing i knew i was rolling down the stairs.

I then proceeded to get up, and hit my head on the misletoe in the hallway.

My leg hurts.

Situation.

Ryan. IS A SITUATION! He causes unwanted drama for no fucking reason.

GOD DAMNIT AND I HAVE TO GO TO A GAYASS HIP HOP CLASS WITH KATIE FUCKING KREMER. WHAT THE HELL!! SHE SAID I HAVE TO DANCE THE WHOLE TIME! WHAT THE FUCK I HATE DANCING AND IM TOO SELF CONCIOUS TO DO IT IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE

Its My BIRTHDAY

Hey its dogs.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! So i win. Snakes got me the COOLEST present EVER.. GIR PERFUME! It makes me smell like a vanilla cupcake. i love it! Thank you Snakes : D I got a touch screen cell phone, and it flips sideways for a keyboard. I luff it. My mom actually came through, and got what i wanted. Well i had an awesome birthday. Having cake later.

PEACE.

DAYUMMM

Jayzus, Dogs. Take a chill pill, chillax, and take a trip to Chilladelphia.

JUST CHILLLLL

CHILLING IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING.

I’m getting a cold but I DON’T CARE.  I have my Harry Potter movies to cheer me up. I slept with them last night. I’m dead serious.

I STILL HAVEN’T WATCHED ANY OF THEM YET.

I want to watch the fifth, but I hate it, but it has the largest role my girl crush has yet (See the About The People Behind The Animals page) and holy fuck I love it. But I hate it.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.

I guess the same way Batman loves Catwoman. It’s a love hate relationship.

MISTLETOE CAN BE DEADLY IF YOU EAT IT, BUT A KISS CAN BE EVEN DEADLIER IF YOU MEAN IT

Oh Tim Burton, how I love thee.