The end of 2009
THE REPTILE COUNTERPART OF THIS WEBSITE HERE.
WELL.
As you lot know and have probably been constantly reminded by these retarded-ass news-and-gossip websites, 2009 is on the verge of ending. For me, this year has been absolutely amazing. Probably the best year of my life, NO SHIT. To think, it’s got a mere day left. Imma miss you, 2009, and I hope 2010 brings an even more absolutely spaztacular amazing year, but that’ll be way hard to beat.
How the hell is it a year goes so fast? 365 days sounds like one crap of a long time, but in reality it’s so short you’re like “where the fuck is the year it hasn’t been a year i must have been sleeping durr hurrr.”
LET US RECOUNT, SHALL WE?
It has been a year of:
Deaths, celebrity deaths. Marked forever by the death of MJ and all those other awesome celebrities on the week I like to call Celebrity Death Week.
AMAZING MUSIC. Lady GaGa FTW.
AMAZING MOVIES. In example: District 9 (UH-MAY-ZING), Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (awesome movie), Cloudy With a Chance Of Meatballs (LOL I LOVED THIS), Where the Wild Things Are (:’-D Holy shittaco that was so cute), Coraline (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT SEEN IT GO SEE IT NOW. I loved this so much. The book is even more amazing.), 9 (Yes, the little puppet people movie. It was amazing. It was awesome. It was AMAZINGAWESOME. I swear, anything Tim Burton does turns out amazing.)
HORRIBLE LITERATURE/MOVIE COMBOS. I bet you know what I’m talking about. It set female right movements back 200 years, made Bram Stoker (author of Dracula) die more than three times, burned people with acid (no shit. I’m serious.), almost got another person shanked, got someone hit in the back with a chair three times Hulk Hoagan (sp?) style, got someone hit with a minor explosive projectile, made teenage/middle-aged obese girls go absolutely bat-shit in-fucking-sane over the most unsanitary looking guys in the history of the world, and even more. Did you guess it? If you guessed Twilight, YOU’RE RIGHT!
SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE TRAILERS IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TIME PLAYED ACROSS THE SILVER SCREENS OF THE WORLD. Alice in Wonderland. Holy crap I cannot wait for that.
REALLY GOOD BOOKS I READ.
DIRTY HUMOR.
And more but I’m too lazy to recount the rest. So, here’s to 2-double-oh-9, an amazing year. -chinks glass of some fruity stuff-
